If Marley was mommy for a day...
-She would finally get to see what all the buttons on the remote do.
-Clothing (especially shoes) would be optional.
-No one would wipe her nose.
-All the doors in the hallway would be left open.
-^which would then lead to ALL of our shoes on the floor.^
-No one would wash her hair and get soapy water in her eyes.
-We most definitely wouldn't go for long car rides or shopping trips.
-She would eat whatever crumbs/specks of dirt found on the floor.
-All the drawers in her bedroom would be explored.
-We would stay at the park all day.
-There would be lots of french fries, and a Sam's Club pretzel or 2.
-Our blinds and all of her books would be torn to shreds.
-No one would hide the dining room chairs, and she would use them to climb onto the table.
-She would get to drag her blankie everywhere.
-The couch cushions would just stay on the floor.
-Ponytails would NOT happen.
-A great deal of time would be spent turning the air conditioner on and off.
(It makes a cool beep noise when you do that!)
We sure have one crazy girl. Even if she basically runs the show around here,
thank goodness she's not in charge!
