-if you don't know how to park a big truck, don't drive one.
-now that the ice is melting, you have no excuse not to park inside the lines.
-everyone knows you're not supposed to drive in fog with your brights on, so why do you?
-thank you for making potatoes so cheap.
-why do you leave mounds of snow in the most inconvenient places?
-recycling isn't that hard. California can do it with a population ten times your size, come on!
Just had to get that out of my system. Living here is definitely a challenge.
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