Funny Stories

Ok, I have 2 funny stories to share...

A few weeks ago I was on my way home from shopping and decided to hit the Taco Bell drive thru.

So I pull into the parking lot, and notice that there's a long line of cars.

I thought to myself, "Dang! This never happens!"

So I got in line behind like 5 cars. After a few minutes, I realized that even though there was a long line,

no one was at the speaker. It wasn't until another car pulled around me, and then magically ended up in the front that I was confused.

It was then that I realized the car in the front of the line, wasn't in the drive thru line, but right next to it.

What had happened was, an old lady pulled up behind a PARKED CAR and thought she was in line!!!!! I went around, cutting everyone who had been there for who knows how long, and then they all followed my lead.

What cracks me up is, HOW long would that lady have stayed there...?!?

I laughed the whole rest of the time I was in line.

Story #2:

I have always been a sleep walker. I posted stories awhile ago of some incidents where Jason or my family members witnessed it. But because Jason was asleep, what happened last night will always remain a mystery.

I sleep with 2 pillows. (1 goes under my head, and the other one I hold because it makes sleeping on my side more comfortable.) Last night I woke up and realized I wasn't holding my pillow anymore. Thats nothing new, I figured I dropped it on the floor and I fell back asleep.

Awhile later I woke up again, went to the bathroom, and then came back to bed only to find out that my 2nd pillow was no where to be found. It wasn't on the floor and I was thoroughly confused. Jason asked what I was looking for and I told him. He checked under the blankets...nope.

After more confusion, I came to find out that the pillow I was looking for, was where I rest my head. And the pillow I thought I had been laying on was across the room sitting nicely on our desk.

WHAT?!?!

I seriously have NO idea how it got there. All I know is, that I must have gone out of my way to carry the pillow that was UNDER MY HEAD across the room.

Jason better watch out...who knows what I'll do next!