Mommy For a Day

If Kenzie were Mommy for a day...

-We would watch Little Einstein's all day long.

-No one would slam the baby gate in her face.

-Someone would hold her hand at all times. (She has a hand fetish)

-Mommy would lay next to her and snuggle for her whole nap/all through the night.

-Marley would share her crayons, and no one would care if she ate a few.

-All the paper-back storybooks would be torn to shreds.

-The TV remote would be all hers, and she would push EVERY button.

-Daddy wouldn't leave to go to work. 

-We would play outside all day long.

-No one would freak out if she put rocks in her mouth.

-All the applesauce pouches in all the land would be hers. 

-No one would get mad when she opens the doors to the tv stand and pulls out the dvd player. 

-She wouldn't get in trouble for destroying EVERYTHING her sister builds out of legos. 

-All food, especially things that come in crinkly wrappers, would be surrendered to her immediately. 

**I wrote a similar post when Marley was this age. Read that one HERE